Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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