I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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