Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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