he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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