Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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