After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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