Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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