ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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