Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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