I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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