Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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