You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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