i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
