he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
its liver damage thursday
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