She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Will exercising make me less horny?
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