Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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