The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
this is an emotional support booty call
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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