u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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