Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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