Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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