Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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