He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Randomize
