Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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