Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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