We got so high we made milksteak
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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