i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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