In the future we'll all be gay
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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