Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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