i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
It's never too late to be topless.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
how does that bad decision feel?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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