Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
