I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Randomize
