She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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