Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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