drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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