cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Can't talk, ducks in the car
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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