yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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