It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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