I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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