it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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