Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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