I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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