Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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