we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
The adults are the big ones right?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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