the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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