If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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