And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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