Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Randomize