Have you finally orgasmed yet?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
