The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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