I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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