About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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