would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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