i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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